Environmentalists are known as a rather serious bunch, but is that really true? I've scanned the internet for some good green jokes. Please feel free to add any that you may have heard.


Have you heard the one about the aluminum recycling plant?
It smelt.

Have you heard the one about the recycling bin with a sign that said, “Empty water bottles here”?
Pretty soon the bin was full of water.

Know why environmentalists are bad at playing poker?
They avoid the flush.


knock knock...

who's there?

 Water!

 Water who?

 Water way to treat the waterways!

Those are pretty funny. It is kind of hard to find environmental jokes. I didn't find any that clever but here's a couple I found:

"If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!"

"How many climate sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing. –
Robert Butler, environmental blogger
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